Billionaire Elon Musk Is Arming 20,000 Of His Followers With Flamethrowers
The Billionaire person who cosplays as a Bond scalawag and cases counterfeit consciousness will be the finish of humanity is outfitting 20,000 of his committed supporters with flamethrowers on a Saturday evening.
When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) January 28, 2018
Elon Musk, the man who neglects to perceive open transportation as basic framework for the devastated, who reveres the stylish of the 1950s, whose legislature subsidized space organization is named after a “space sex” joke, who as often as possible cautions of the risks of computerized reasoning, who neglected to instantly recuse himself from a Presidential gathering in spite of recognizing the oppressive travel boycott presented by the President, whose car organization has confronted various work claims and apparently effectively endeavors to undermine and deter its representatives from unionization, has chosen to showcase genuine, fire shooting $500 flamethrowers to 20,000 purchasers from a burrowing organization he began with an end goal to sidestep open foundation by boring new passages for new streets without full earlier government endorsement.
The individuals who have voiced worries in answers to a progression of upsetting tweets from Musk over the showcasing of flamethrowers to the adherents of a tip-top very rich person were apparently just worried about the legitimateness of the move and no other security or good ramifications. Alarmingly, Elon Musk had an answer arranged, guaranteeing the flamethrowers he is pitching to his gave devotees are legitimate under ATF particulars in light of the fact that the fire is “shorter than 10 feet,” asserting we ought to be more frightened by a man furnished with a steak cut.
Before long, requests of flamethrowers possibly equipped for shooting a fire up to 10 feet will be dispatched out to 20,000 individuals by means of a very rich person’s mining organization, of which the best achievement paving the way to the offer of flamethrowers has been the offer of caps and affirmed work environment infringement, in an asserted push to fight an approaching zombie end times, which is in all likelihood logically unimaginable. The NRA will probably react by proposing you buy your own particular flamethrower for assurance.
Musk spent Saturday night and Sunday morning happily distributing recordings of him displaying the flamethrower on Instagram and routinely tweeting out what number of thousands of weapons had been sold.